I would sing Hakuna Matata.

Deep breaths. I can do this. I can do this.
I hope I can do this.

I got Captain Fine.



and Nikkee is having an affair with my cat, Keanu.

So many things going on. Seeing as I'm facing the majority of it alone, I've decided to use the Magic 8 Ball to solve my life's problems.

I started acting like an adult today. I can't believe I'll be doing this until I kill myself. :(

The people I know are truly amazing.

I got asked out by two guys today. Wow, that's a first.

"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."